Let's start by setting the record straight: I'm a Labradoodle (the Australian variety), not a Portuguese Water Dog. I moved to Washington, D.C. nearly two months ago from Manahawkin, NJ, and this is the story of my adventures in our Nation's Capital with my owners, Lisa and Eric. A little bit about Lisa and Eric. First off, Lisa smells reallllly good. Like flowers. I like flowers. And grass, and sticks, and pinecones. Oh, and dirty napkins I find on the street! Lisa likes to run, which means every morning she has the yummiest, saltiest face, legs, and arms which is just heaven. She also gives excellent belly scratches and does my hair every night.
Speaking of hair, then there's Eric. Eric thinks he and I have the same coat. He's nice and all, but someone needs to tell him that my coat is much nicer than his. Here, you decide:
The cool thing about Eric is that he gives me food I shouldn't eat (picture meaty ribs) and lets me stay up late. Plus, he doesn't use that silly clicker Lisa has in her hands 24/7. Not sure what's up with that.
Anyway, I'm nearing my 6 mo. birthday (t minus 7 days) and need to get you up to speed. For now, it's off to my evening walk and hopefully some solid poop (more about that, too...)
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